We all have those little insane sayings Idioms or what ever you call them.
Here are some of mine:
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. (They come to WalMart at 2 AM in bunny slippers, tinkle bell jammie bottoms and a cami 6 sized too small and demand the cheapest cigarettes)
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
Dear God, The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson
